Post by Fabe's Long Lost Sister on Mar 1, 2020 13:05:06 GMT
Right. So my Fabe who is related to me is being a very disgusting human... He eats people's feet... Has turned into an alcoholic and gone mad recently. In the past few weeks hes been trying to enslave me and make me into his slave I do not like this. Fabe should go to prison. As Im writing this my fingers are so bitten off that blood is coming out. Im phoning the police too. He lives in Lincoln and we should teach him a lesson he recently assaulted a 60 year old man on the streets of Lincoln. Also, he met AB Trains for reasons I don't know. But it may be dirty. Please... Help me today
fabe = tips over his own feet, smells of fish food, might like kids
red shirt guy = salt vinegar crisps + autism, belly leaking out his shirt
blue shirt guy = itches his balls and sniffs his hand after, his hair is greasy and smells bad, doesn't shower
WATCH OUT! THIS IS 1 DANGEROUS GANG!!
Ok lads I'm supposed to be the sensible one here since I own this site but this is one of the funniest posts I've read here since I left this site to rot and I'm shitting myself right now, can someone please send this to that fat fabe fucker? please